Goodness, not another unwanted house guest! There must be a way to get rid of them. I mean, I hate being mean to people, especially if they are good friends and family members, but at the same time, I cannot stand how annoying they can be. I mean, yes, I like you and I may even love you, but I can’t stand living/staying in the same house (my house) with you. Okay, if this sounds like you, then I am going to give you 8 ways to get rid of unwanted house guests …
8. Offer Them a Stay in the Local Hotel
Hey, have you ever thought of offering them a stay in the local hotel? You could pay for their stay. Surely, there are some good deals in your area and if you have the extra money, then why not? Make sure they take you up on this offer. Tell them you have already made reservations for them and there is no backing out of it – the treat is on you.
7. Get Really Sick
If you absolutely do not want that houseguest, then get really sick. No, don’t go “get” sick – just pretend to be sick. You know how to do that, right? It’s not that hard to do. Make sure they don’t want to stay and take care of you. Make it known you already have someone and would be best if they just left.
6. Make Them Pay
Have you ever thought of making that annoying house guest pay you to stay in your home? I thought about this one before and thought that it sounded like a good idea. If they eat a lot, then make them buy their own food.