Goodness, not another unwanted house guest! There must be a way to get rid of them. I mean, I hate being mean to people, especially if they are good friends and family members, but at the same time, I cannot stand how annoying they can be. I mean, yes, I like you and I may even love you, but I can’t stand living/staying in the same house (my house) with you. Okay, if this sounds like you, then I am going to give you 8 ways to get rid of unwanted house guests …
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8. Offer Them a Stay in the Local Hotel
Hey, have you ever thought of offering them a stay in the local hotel? You could pay for their stay. Surely, there are some good deals in your area and if you have the extra money, then why not? Make sure they take you up on this offer. Tell them you have already made reservations for them and there is no backing out of it – the treat is on you.
Offering a stay in a local hotel for unwanted house guests can be a great way to politely get them out of your home. It allows them to have their own space and privacy, while also giving you a break from hosting duties. Additionally, it can be a cost-effective option if you find a good deal in your area. This approach also eliminates the possibility of them overstaying their welcome, as they will have a set check-out date. However, it's important to communicate clearly with your guests and make sure they understand that the stay is on you and non-negotiable.
7. Get Really Sick
If you absolutely do not want that houseguest, then get really sick. No, don’t go “get” sick – just pretend to be sick. You know how to do that, right? It’s not that hard to do. Make sure they don’t want to stay and take care of you. Make it known you already have someone and would be best if they just left.
Another option to get rid of an unwanted house guest is to make them feel unwelcome. This can be done by creating an uncomfortable environment, such as keeping the house cold or messy. You can also avoid spending time with them and make excuses to leave the house. Another tactic is to set boundaries and make it clear that they are not welcome to stay for an extended period of time. If all else fails, you can also enlist the help of a mutual friend or family member to subtly hint that it's time for the guest to leave.
Frequently asked questions
You can tell them about your upcoming plans that require privacy, or gently remind them of their initial stay duration. Suggesting they might be more comfortable in their own space might also work.
Yes, it is completely acceptable. Communicating clear expectations about the length of their stay from the beginning helps prevent misunderstandings.
Be upfront about your house rules and the maximum duration for a visit. Keeping a routine and not altering your lifestyle drastically for your guest can also signal that it's not a vacation spot.
Have an honest conversation expressing your concerns. Being honest about your need for space and privacy often helps in resolving the situation amicably.
If a guest doesn't leave after being asked politely, you may have to be more direct. Remind them of your initial agreement. If they still refuse, you might have to consider changing the locks or seeking legal advice.
6. Make Them Pay
Have you ever thought of making that annoying house guest pay you to stay in your home? I thought about this one before and thought that it sounded like a good idea. If they eat a lot, then make them buy their own food.
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In addition to making your unwanted house guest pay for their own food, you can also ask them to contribute towards household expenses such as utilities and groceries. This not only helps offset the cost of having them stay with you, but also sends a clear message that their extended stay is not free. You can also set a deadline for their departure or ask them to help with household chores. If the situation becomes unbearable, don't be afraid to have an honest conversation with them and politely ask them to leave. It's important to set boundaries and prioritize your own comfort in your own home.
5. Make a List of Chores
Is that unwanted house guest a messy person? Well, make them a list of chores. If they do not like chores, then they’ll just go stay at a motel … hopefully.
Creating a chore chart can be a subtle yet effective strategy. Distribute tasks evenly, ensuring everyone contributes to the household upkeep. Including laundry, dishes, or even yard work can help make your point without confrontation. If your guest is reluctant to assist, the prospect of daily responsibilities just might nudge them toward the door. Remember, the key is to remain firm but fair—after all, it's your home, and guests should respect your space and rules. If they're truly loafers at heart, the hint to move on should come across loud and clear.
4. Tell Them Someone else Will Be Staying
You could always tell them that the guest room has already been spoken for as you have someone else that is flying in. Therefore, there is no room for them. This usually works out.
If you're hosting an unwanted house guest, you don't want to be rude and tell them to leave. One way to politely decline is to tell them that someone else will be staying in the guest room. This could be a friend, family member, or even a colleague. You could also offer to book them a hotel room nearby or suggest they stay with another family member or friend. If they still insist on staying, you can set ground rules and be clear that their stay is only temporary. Be sure to provide them with a comfortable place to stay, such as a couch or air mattress, and make sure they understand that their stay is not permanent.
3. Annoy Them
How well do you know that houseguest? I hope you know what annoys them, because this is what I am going to tell you to do. If they hate loud music, then play the music loud. If they always sleep in late, then be sure to wake them up early and make lots of noise when they are sleeping. They won’t want to stay with you anymore.
If you want to get rid of an unwanted house guest, annoying them is one way to do it. You can play loud music if they hate it, or wake them up early if they sleep in late. If you have a pet, you can also use it to your advantage by making sure it barks or meows when they are around. If they like to eat a lot, you can also make sure to limit the food they have access to, or even hide it. You can also make sure to leave the house often, and when you come back, make sure to make a lot of noise. This will make them feel unwelcome and uncomfortable, and they will likely leave.
2. Limit Their Access to Things
Do you have a computer that they always use? Then block access to your computer by putting a password on it or locking the office door. If you want to really chase them off, just turn the hot water off every time they take a bath. I know, that’s mean, but it’s not a motel!
Additionally, you can subtly inconvenience them by hiding the remote, or disconnecting the internet when you're not using it. If they complain about the Wi-Fi, feign ignorance and say it's been temperamental lately. The goal is to gently nudge them towards the realization that your home is not as cozy as they thought. Remember though, the aim isn't to be cruel, just to make your home a less accommodating environment for prolonged stays. Emphasize that you've been meaning to get these little issues fixed, but haven't found the time, adding to the charade of inconvenience.
1. Just Tell Them to Leave
When push comes to shove and nothing seems to work, all you have to do is be straight up with them and tell them to leave.
There you have 8 ways to get rid of unwanted house guests. So, what techniques do you use?
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